I Wanna Be Famous ...

Here I sit yet once again daydreaming ...

Of what?

Being famous of course.

I should totally be famous!!

I would be a good famous person.

People would either love me or hate to love me.

I'm funny dammit.

I think so.

And 'I' am all that matters right?

No?

Shit.

Ok so I know I am not famous singer/actress material.

I'm cute enough to be.

But I want to be famous for something else.

No - not for running through town naked!

Hell no!

Not until I get my tummy tuck & enhancement!

Even then I think not!

I don't want to discover some amazing pre-historic animal either.

Hell no!

I have too many critters to give a shit about that!

I want to be famous for my jewelry!

Hell YES.

I want people emailing me everyday begging me to make them a one of a kind.

I want to be so busy that I have to QUIT my job.

(not that I don't love my job - I do)

So yes I do-

I want to be famous.

Ok so really if I could actually sing ...

I'd totally want to be a famous country singer.

But I am a realist & totally know that all I'd be famous with singing is the coyotes.

But hey - I still sing as loud as I can get away with when I am creating!!!